I guess you have it as well, if you use Comcast as your Internet Service Provider. Apparently they have these little Stargates that allow us to travel to different.. well not planets yet ( we, as a young human race, are starting slow ), but zip codes for starters. Inter-continent near real time travel is also available. But, of course, Earth would be our scope for now. Hopefully all the wormholes are blacklisted, and every traveler is equiped with a reliable iris.
It all started as a hunch, but then was officially confirmed by the Comcast’s Freudian slip: