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May 07

Is Your Orgasm Sneezable?

sneezing achooI like sneezing. It’s kind of like sex: there’s a buildup, a tremendous release and it’s usually messy afterward. –Laura Moncur

Ok, so you had an orgasm, that is good, may be even that is what we’re "here" for. But what if you want to get another one, and you have to go to work (given that orgasm is not part of your work benefit package)? Well, you are not completely out of luck – there are several things you can do, one of which is (no, not sleep with your boss; and no, not sleep with your secretary; not a lot of orgasms come from there either; it is all much simpler – ) sneezing.

Absurd? Well, not really – the widespread practice of taking snuff was hugely popular in the 17th, 18th and well into the 19th centuries. You think it was popular due to "having no cocaine" or the absence of Ubuntu (geeky joke)? No, it was due to the fact that it felt "reallllly gooood".  Of course it’s not a full blown 30 minute (pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes) orgasm, no, it’s that "mini-instant" one. But guess what, 30 sneezes will get you at least 30 seconds of that pleasure. So that lady at work who is constantly sick and sneezes every 15 minutes, may be not sick at all, just enjoying her self a little. Maybe some day, you’ll get to join her for a sneezing session…

Although it all sounds super cool, there are some things you should know. We are very shy, and do not really like to see other people, when we have an orgasm – usually most of us just can’t sneeze with our eyes open. Muriel Simmons (British Allergy Foundation) noted that "If you sneeze while driving at 70 mph, you will travel 300 feet with your eyes closed." Does it sound familiar? Have you ever had a 300 feet orgasm? :)

Some people call sneezing "An Orgasm of the Face", some are known to sneeze during the initial phases of sexual arousal, but McMahon, a San Francisco dentist who doubles as a standup comic, believes that: "Sneezing is better than sex. It’s a mini-instant orgasm. You keep your clothes on, you don’t get involved, you can do it in public and when you’re done, perfect strangers bless you" :)

Happy sneezing!

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2
May 07

The Most Common Place to Have Sex Outside the Bedroom

More than 317,000 people from 41 countries took part in the world’s largest ever survey by Durex on sexual attitudes and behaviour. The research confirmed that Greece is officially the sexiest country with the Greeks having sex 138 times a year – well above the global average of 103. Croatia (134) and Serbia and Montenegro (128) come a close second and third.

Here is a piece of the survey that reveals most frequent places we have sex outside our bedrooms:

  • The most common place for adults to have sex outside their bedroom is in the car (50%), followed by toilets (39%), parent’s bedroom (36%) and the park (31%)

  • 15% of people have had sex at work, with one in ten saying they’ve had sex at school – and 2% have joined the mile high club

  • Just over a third (34%) of 16-20 year olds favour the car compared to 69% of 45-55 year olds

  • More than eight in ten Italians (82%) have had sex in the car, while the Australians top the league for having sex in the park (54%)

  • The Americans and Canadians lead the way for favouring sex in front of a camera (both 21%) while 22% of Turks have indulged in extra curricular activity at school

    All results by country:

    Almost half of all adults surveyed said they were happy with their sex lives although men are the least satisfied with how often they have sex. The survey also revealed the global average age for first time sex is 17.3 and the trend is for people to lose their virginity earlier, with 16 to 20 year olds becoming sexually active by 16.3 years.

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27
Apr 07

Let’s talk about US – Let’ talk about SEX

Let’s talk about SEX. Don’t mind people who try to laugh it off, or who are too uptight and "adult" to admit they love it. Just don’t mind them. Let’s talk about US – Let’ talk about SEX.

sex in three kilometers

    1.    On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world — 1 in 17 of us — will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, 4,000 people are having sex at any given time.

    2.    According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

    3.    The most common fantasy is oral sex.

    4.    8% of us have regular anal sex.

    5.    60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

    6.    Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

    7.    In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

    8.    Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.

    9.    A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. (see #17)

    10.    56% of men have had sex at work.

    11.    1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.

    12.    62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

    13.    29% of us are virgins when we marry.

    14.    Given today’s average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

    15.   If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.

    16.    The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.

    17.    Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure but also act as painkillers. Useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason to say no.

    18.    Many elderly can and do have frequent sex. At age 70, 73% of males are still potent, and 30% of women 80 or older have still have sex.

    19.   The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

    20.    70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.

Are you one of those 4000 who is having sex right now while reading my blog?

Have you contribute to "1-night stand" percentage?

Are you ready to cover 529 positions for the following week?

Let’s "do it", people! – Let’s boost those numbers!

sources: The Kinsey Report, Wikipedia, American Urology Association, peetypassion, digitalbeat